Avengers: Infinity Fuck (Celebrity Story)
Avengers: Infinity War is heralded as the most ambitious movie crossover in history. And with increasingly promising reviews coming in day after day, it’s looking to live up to the hype. But, it’s important to know, that... well... there is a reason Marvel movies always get raved reviews from initial screenings. Even though their movies don’t need the extra help and are in-fact well-reviewed regardless, Marvel Executives always go the extra mile when it comes to pre-screening. And with the Avengers having dozens of cast members, they made sure to add an important clause into each of their contracts, given the nickname, Avengers: The Infinity Fuck. The clause states: I hereby declare that I will permit to the studio using my image, my name and my body in marketing materials and press-screenings. Whilst some would say that that was a harmless addition, it is well known amongst Hollywood execs, that if there is a contract to exploit, it will be exploited. And thus, the infam...