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One Rule (Celebrity Story)

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Being friend’s with Emily Blunt is difficult sometimes. I used to think it was all great. She’d splash money around like it was nothing, and one day hanging out with her would net me some of the most expensive jewellery, dresses and shoes any girl could dream off. But… It has its downsides. Namely, Emily’s one rule. The one life rule that she follows without question and without hesitation. When she first told me about it, I thought she was drunk. She was drunk, but it turns out she was also incredibly serious about this. It didn’t help that she told me her one rule, right before she demonstrated that rule right in front of me. Not that I was complaining about being a front-row viewer. But, we’ll get to that. You’re probably wondering what the rule is. Well… It’s this. If she sees a black man, she has to offer him a blowjob; which is to say, more truthfully, if she sees a black man, she has to give him a blowjob. I’ve seen her offer fifty-six times and not once did any of the guys

Secret Project (Updated)

UPDATE: Have now made it so that anyone can comment. No longer need a google account. Didn't realise that setting was active! Hey, So, as of this week, I've begun work on a secret little project that I want to have done in the next month or two. I know, it seems like a bit far off, but It's worth the wait, believe me. It will be a brand-new celeb story told in an entirely new format and in a way that I've been interested in doing for a fair while now. But, I need your thoughts. I'm entirely aware that when it comes to celebrities, everyone has a broad view on who is sexy and who deserves a good fucking the most. I for one think that Jennifer Lawrence is an absolute stunner even if her acting capabilities leave something to be desired. After all, people went to see Red Sparrow not for her detailed and intricate performance, but rather the scenes were she got her tits out and acted all sexy and stuff. But I digress. What I am trying to get at is, I want to kno

Anything For A Fiver (Celebrity Story)

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I have an interesting story to tell. A strange story, but interesting nonetheless. I’m friends with Katy Perry, hard to believe, but the truth. Most people find it more difficult to imagine that she even has friends, even less so that she would have friends like me. I was a childhood friend first, before the grandiose of fame came about and took her to higher places, whilst I remained below. But friends nonetheless. She and I have always been close and the boundless riches that she gained have resulted in no real change in our relationship other than in making one of our games have higher stakes. See, she and I have a constant running bet. Every now and again, we’ll challenge each other to do something. Started with us betting each other a fiver to do something ludicrous; flash ourselves in a crowded bar, steal something, and the such. Nothing big, but bold nonetheless. Whilst she offered to bet more money as she got richer, I refused, and it became more a playful thing than anyth

Faceless (Game Of Thrones)

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“My name is Ella. I am an orphan. When I was fifteen, I found my way into a dark and secluded alley and sold my body for the first time to a merchant. He gave me enough money to buy a small dress and the next day, I sold my body to two more people. It took a while, but I earnt enough to buy a pretty red dress and a silk corset. Today, I am a street-whore.”             Arya strode slowly down the alleyway, her usual salacious smile on her face, the hem of her rich red dress brushing at her ankles, her thighs parting the many folds of clothing and allowing her slender legs to stretch out and ahead. She flashed her creamy flesh at the on-goers, making eye-contact with as many as she could, hoping to excite them enough that they would consider splashing out their money. Unfortunately, today, she had a regular that she was to ‘attend’ for the last time. She had let her hair flow loose, as he liked it; used minimal make-up, as he liked it; and wore her usual red dress without und

The Gloryhole Game (Celebrity Story)

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I Can Explain (Celebrity Story)

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With the birth of the third royal baby, things took a peculiar turn for Kate Middleton and her husband. Namely, questions about Kate’s fidelity and faithfulness were brought into the limelight. Whilst most people look upon the royal couple and future heirs to the throne as the pinnacle and prime example of true love, the third royal baby completely squashed those picturesque values and revealed a side to the beautiful duchess that went unknown for the longest of times and now puts the royal marriage in a state of disarray. You might ask what was wrong with the baby that could possible spark such an outcry and completely defame an innocent and shrewd minded woman? Well, the simplest and most concise answer is that the baby was black.             When Kate married into the royal family certain sacrifices had to be made. Such as constantly being under the scrutiny of the press, having every movement she made analysed by nutjobs and, unbeknownst to most people, she had to sacrifi

Exposé (Celebrity Story)

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Welcome back to Cumsluts Weekly, the number one place for all your weekly updates on your favourite celebrity Cumsluts and their favourite past-time: gagging on cock. This week, we have some particularly juicy stories and as always, plenty of pictures. Game of Thrones is all the rage of course and here at Cumsluts Weekly, we barely had to breathe the word ‘blowjob’ to the salacious female cast to have them jumping on the proverbial cock and riding it all the way to the printing press. We have exclusives with all of your favourite cast members including: Spit or swallow with the petite Rose Leslie, going black with Lena Heady, Lesbian Lovers (the photo-shoot) with Sophie Turner AND Maisie Williams and not to mention Gwendoline Christie tells us about her perfect cock (spoiler alert, she prefers to measure her cocks in feet, not inches!). But not before a Cumsluts Weekly first (and a first for our starring lady), we organise Natalie Dormer’s first every blowbang. I know, I can ha

Harry Potter: The Reunion (Celebrity Story)

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“So, Emma, it’s been seven years since you left the character of Hermione behind. What kind of misadventures do you think she would have been getting up to in that time?” The interviewer asked, taking Emma by surprise as a grin etched itself across her face. Of course, she had already intimately imagined what her character of Hermione would be getting up to, and naturally, her imagination would have rendered the entire interview completely inappropriate. But, it was that question that had prompted Emma to organise a long overdue girl’s night, because, unbeknownst to the public, the leading ladies of the Harry Potter franchise had more secrets that one could imagine.             Being a child actress can be difficult. It’s a rather laborious lifestyle and having those early relationships can be difficult. Which is why, by the age of sixteen, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright and Emma Watson had taken comfort in each other and developed a far closer bond with each other than anyone k