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Avengers: Infinity Fuck (Celebrity Story)

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Avengers: Infinity War is heralded as the most ambitious movie crossover in history. And with increasingly promising reviews coming in day after day, it’s looking to live up to the hype. But, it’s important to know, that... well... there is a reason Marvel movies always get raved reviews from initial screenings. Even though their movies don’t need the extra help and are in-fact well-reviewed regardless, Marvel Executives always go the extra mile when it comes to pre-screening. And with the Avengers having dozens of cast members, they made sure to add an important clause into each of their contracts, given the nickname, Avengers: The Infinity Fuck. The clause states:  I hereby declare that I will permit to the studio using my image, my name and my body in marketing materials and press-screenings. Whilst some would say that that was a harmless addition, it is well known amongst Hollywood execs, that if there is a contract to exploit, it will be exploited. And thus, the infam...

Marvel's Pregnancy Policy (Celebrity Story)

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Due to the strict shooting schedules of Marvel movies and the actors and actresses they hire to be in said movies, it can be rather difficult to plan one’s family life around said shooting schedules. And thus, by sheer chance, four of Marvel’s leading lady’s schedules coincided and they found a nine-month window in which they were not expected to be shooting or promoting their specific movies. And by chance, such timing coincided, with all four ladies becoming somewhat of a collected support group through the trying times. Having been fond friends for years before, they were used to supporting each other in other ways, ways that continued into their nine-months of pregnancy. Eight months in and the four ladies partook in regular Yoga Classes which consisted on only the four of them. Only, they never had yoga mats, never entered the Yoga Class room in robes and in a far sweatier state than a simple Yoga Class would warrant.          ...