One Rule (Celebrity Story)
Being friend’s with Emily Blunt is difficult sometimes. I used to think it was all great. She’d splash money around like it was nothing, and one day hanging out with her would net me some of the most expensive jewellery, dresses and shoes any girl could dream off. But… It has its downsides. Namely, Emily’s one rule. The one life rule that she follows without question and without hesitation. When she first told me about it, I thought she was drunk. She was drunk, but it turns out she was also incredibly serious about this. It didn’t help that she told me her one rule, right before she demonstrated that rule right in front of me. Not that I was complaining about being a front-row viewer. But, we’ll get to that. You’re probably wondering what the rule is. Well… It’s this. If she sees a black man, she has to offer him a blowjob; which is to say, more truthfully, if she sees a black man, she has to give him a blowjob. I’ve seen her offer fifty-six times and not once did any of the guys...